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This is Station WZHS bringing you Nelda Cook with but he finally installed a new milking machine. Bill
all the latest gossip. Stallings really going up in the world!!! He sits in
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Tonight I a look-out tower and watches for fires!!!
thought you might be interested in hearing abouV Cynthia Hinsz's dental clinic is reported to be a
the 1951 ZHS graduates who have traveled the great success. She, too, sends her ex-patients to
road to fame and fortune. And now on with the Helene Rexroad. Poor Doc Riley didn't stand a
broadcast, chance once Cyn decided there was gold in them
Flash! Joyce Baker, music teacher in the elementary thar teeth! Jack Lamb is still slaving away as a poor
school at ZHS, is having troubles. Those little kids underpaid school teacher. His kindergarden cur-
don't leave any leisure "time on her hands!!'' Guy rently rivals Miss Stranger's in popularity.
Canaday was signed last week as manager of the Congratulations to Martha Mae Keller. That lucky
Zephyr "Poodles,'' local pro football team, gal got rich quick when she devised a shorter meth-
Wedding Bells: Mary Ann Vestal, head librarian at od of Shorthand! Some people get all the breaks.
the Public Library for the past few years, and Rex Have you heard that poor Coach Clements gave
Gilbreath, candidate for governor, are rumored up in despair after being sponsor of the Class of
heading for that certain middle aisle any day now. '51? He quit the teaching profession entirely and
Hot off the wires: Mary Jo Groselle, the gal with opened a nice, quiet peaceful bowling alley on Fifth
the mathematical mind, has just landed a job as Avenue. Jim Ferguson is employed there as head
Einstein's new advisor. Jon Ferguson finally received and only pin boy!!
a promotion. He is now known as the world's best Donald Welsch is due to become the most cele-
jerk—soda, that is! brated scientist of the 20th Century. He made fly-
Flash: Barbara Sabin and Helene Rexroad are now ing platters out of flying saucers! The wealthy indus-
operating a thriving partnership in Crystal Springs trial magnate, Hilda Nesbitt, has erected a monu-
-Barbara runs the "Kill'em With Kindness Con- ment to the Class of '51 in the form of a cat orphan-
valescent Home" and Helene is a lady undertaker age, to be run and operated by her former class-
with the motto "you wheel 'em in, we wheel 'em mate Mary Greene. The institution will be known
out." by the title of ''The Thing" and quiet appropriately
too.
Bill Marshall, local police chief is to be congratu-
lated. He finally caught Limpy McGuire, the des- Flash and my last item for the evening! Rumor has
perate gunman. it that Marilyn McClellan's new supper club is sched-
uled uled to open very soon. Also heard that Erleta Keen
Big News: Walter Hill reported still serving Uncle
is slated to be the featured entertainer at "Mac's."
Sam faithfully—as head of the Marine Corps. He is
now in position to get pal Jimmy Richards out of the It is also rumored that Mr. Leon Luckenbach, former
brig! And now your announcer— principal at ZHS, will be released soon from the
"Bide-A-Wee Nursing Home." He has been re-
Is your motor feeling loggy? It is? Then give it a cuperating from a nervous break-down suffered in
tune up at Harry's ''you wreck 'em, we fix 'em"
1951.
shop. Harry Wheeler, Prop.
That's about all the news to report so this is Nelda
Hot off the wires: Glen Davis saved up enough Cook signing off and wishing you a very good good
money to buy out Shore's Dairy. It was hard pulling night.