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Natescha Betterman, Carol Hughes, and Connie Dayton have just taken a toll of
the graduating class of '56. Here's what we find out as we look through the files.
Incidentally, they are now our nation's census takers.
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James Jarrett spends all his time teaching his seven daughters the art of pole
climbing--telephone poles, that is.
Margaret Seppanen has a job as a secretary and after ten years of practice she
has perfected her shorthand so that she can just about read her notes. The fact is she
has begun writing everything in shorthand--nobody can read her longhand.
Nancy Lee is now employed as a vocalist on the Massey Network which, by the
way, is run by Lamarr Massey. He never goes on the screen though--he's afraid
people will compare his physique with that of Jackie Gleason.
Richard Mattingly, Nathan Geiger, and Bob Howell are still at Z.H.S. where
they have been detained because of their ability to play football.
Mary Sawtelle has become the world famous Dior Defying fashion designer and
model. Gail Smith works as her top secretary and has a side-line of raising quite a
family. Well, if you call eight kids a family--almost a herd.
Nell Locke still runs the paper route. On this job she not only delivers papers
but also helps Yvonne Cooper, the World's Champion Lady Wrestler, keep in good
training by letting her run alongside.
James Jones, owner, director, and producer of Jones Studios, supplies the nation
with Supercolossal Movies, which are a combination of Vistascope and Cinemavision.
Sarah Peck always thought that being a missionary's wife would he exciting.
What she didn't know was that that red hair was real.
Charles Whittington has been promoted to President of the local bank--with this
comes a raise in pay--now he can afford a new transmission for his '38 Plymouth.
Melba Adkinson and Kay Crawford are two of the top secretaries at the United
Nations. They actually got those Russians so confused that they are applying for
admittance to the United States.
Roger Lane has finally learned to use the dictionary with the help of Mrs. Gill--
he is kind of fast at catching on, it only took him 10 years to learn.
Bubba Allen has acquired his prize possession, a Columbia rear end for his car--
the only catch in this deal is that he no longer has a car.
Edith Overton Griffin now sports around in a hot-rod--one she made herself--this
is quite a change from the career of nursing she originally planned to go into.
Tommy Carte has found something new to shoot at in the vanishing prairie be-
hind his house--vanishing because every now and then during a rainy season it becomes
an ocean.
Wendell Collins is now the proud possessor of a can of Duck-wax polish for his
'49 Ford convertible. This wax was given to him by Donald Whitworth who combined
all his formulas left over from chemistry and happened upon this great discovery.
Carol Sibley has a new job. She is now taking up lunch tickets instead of giving
them out as she did for three years at Z,H.S. and four years at college.