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The Senior Class of 1959, after a spectacular graduation, took off in a strato-jet. Their destination.. . . . . . .
Alaska, forty-ninth state of the union, with all its untold wealth and resources. Little did the people of Alaska
know that within ten short years this fine class would turn Alaska into the playground of the world. Now, after
years of fame and success we see the celebrities and the amazing feats they have accomplished.
Jim Burgess designed and built a gigantic , pink milkglass skyscraper, and dubbed it the Pepto Bismol House.
Of main interest are the pearl topped pool tables, available only to those who know on which of the 1001 floors they
are located.
Since the class was destined to make so much money Delilah Johnson established the Alaskan Trust Bank. To
make sure the vault wouldn't be entered by anyone other than De, Theron Howard invented a burglar-proof alarm
system.
Marvin Gill made a mint manufacturing polka-dotted tooth paste. Now he spends all his time counting money.
His nickname is "Scrooge of the Iceland': Marvin's neighbor, John Barefoot Tifton, got wise and fired his old
secretary, Michael Anthony, and hired a pretty gal, named Kay Pope. She loves the job of carrying around a
million dollars.
Has everyone seen the latest headlines-ALASKAN FILM INDUSTRY THREAT TO HOLLYWOOD? Benny
Brooks has built Alaska's biggest film industry (the only one). His current movie, "Around the Moon in 80
Seconds", made a splash. One of the most famous stars for BBB (Brooks, Brooks, & Brooks) is Laura Higginson.
She was going to be a Home Ec. teacher but decided to star in pictures. Her latest movie is, "I Was a Teen-
Age Bubble Dancer!"
By now I'm sure everyone has heard of Lorelei's. That's a famous restaurant and night-spot in Alaska. Be-
sides serving her french fried ice cubes and seal steaks, Lorelei entertains with the rest of her trio and plays a hot
sax between verses.
Pat Whitehead has gone into the business of sculptoring totem poles with Wade Bodiford as her partner. Some-
times she hires the other Seniors to act as models.
Carmen Yebba! Or maybe you know him by his professional name, Yarmen Kebba. He's the famous heart-
throb of the teens. All over the country girls`are buying polar bears just because Yarmen has one. His buddy,
Donald Edwards, is a big cigarette manufacturer. The name brand of the cigarettes is Polar. Everybody, but
everybody, smokes Polar! "It has a smoking man's filter, and a thinking man's taste. In fact, it's all filter. !"
Everyone obeys the law in Alaska! They have to with Constable Richard Kirk, the human bloodhound
around. This guy needs no cop car, for he has his trusty steed, Dynamite, to catch lawbreakers.
Sylvia Sutton opened a used heliacopter lot, and is known as the "Blonde Bombshell", dealer in heliacopters
with a heart.
Medford Griffin is going to school to learn to be a claim jumper so everyone with a gold mine better keep an
eye out for him!