HomeMy WebLinkAbout0105 Marvin Wheeler arranges and lights the flares that make the Northern Lights. Quite an artist, isn't he?
Nancy Miller is now a rock and roll disc jot:key on station WICE. Besides playing all the latest hits she
gives jitterbugging lessons to any Eskimo who isn't hep.
John Andres never did like the Russians so right after he got in the Navy he sneaked off with one of the
submarines and took a dive for the ocean floor. They'll never find him now!
Artiste Parsons is getting more and more famous. Upon arriving in Alaska she started teaching some
Eskimos how to play flutes. Now she has a complete orchestra-of flutes and piccolos!
Bobby Hinsz in the tough coach of the Alaskan Walruses. He is loved by the whole team because he only
has them practice once a year. Of course they don't know what they're doing, but that's what confuses the
other team!
Benjamin Parsimonious Smith, governor of Alaska. Right after graduation this boy won the war against
the ostriches and then went into politics. Ben was elected governor and now all his time goes to golf and
visiting his farm in Zephyrburg.
Buzzie Reutimann has just bought out General Motors and is moving it to Alaska. Besides building fine
cars he is manufacturing Impala Sleds which accelerate to 10 m.p.h. in 1/4 mile.
Bobbie Jean Temples is a stewardess for Alaska Sled Lines. She keeps all the male passengers happy by
holding their hands to keep them warm. The pilot of all the sleds is Marion Ryan. Marion recently was
awarded the safe-driver certificate for not going over the speed limit of 35 m.p.h. ever!
Gayle Garrison decided to follow her natural talents and became an opera star. She is also very good on.
T.V. and won an Emmy for her performance in "Frankenstein Meets the Purple Eater!"
Clifton Grimes just started FFA-the Future Farmers of Alaska. He's been trying to grow cucumber in the
ice but has given up. Oh well, maybe he'll learn something about fish.
Terry Hancock was going to do something famous, too, but he retired at the ripe old age of eighteen. Some
people have all the luck!
Loretta Bamberger got tired of doing ordinary things and switched her sport to mountain climbing. While she's
busy climbing David visits her by heliacopter.
In our quest for knowledge Margie Braden and I went on to the Universtiy of Alaska. However, Margie got
lonely for her chickens and built a penguin ranch. She was going to have chickens that would lay square eggs,
but it never quite worked out! I am now the biggest threat to Perry Mason. All I need now is an hour and a
half television show and Perry will be finished. But, then who knows, maybe we'll go into partnership!
And that winds up the success story of the 49 happy members of the class of '59. See you in Alaska!
Mary Ann Hodges