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I, Bill Simons, will to Elizabeth Witt my position as anchor man in Trig class and the one theorum which
always confused me: "In equal circles, equal chords are equally distant from the center."
I, Elaine McKendree, leave to Alice Wintersteen my reputation for never driving over the speed limit;
just over innocent pedestrians!
I, Dick Dayton, bestow upon Linda Allen my library of horror comics for quiet evenings at home, and
my unabridged copy of "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire", which makes a cool footstool.
I, Donna Campbell, will to Judy Carlson my ability to type 150 words a minute with my left thumb;
and to David Smith my inane laugh.
I, Barbara Adams, leave to Linda Graeber my patience to wait for that "special someone" a long time.
I, Gary Crist, give to Carolyn Maddux my old, worn-out sax reeds, and to Keith Johnson I bequeath
my wonderful privilege of having no lunches.
I, Bonnie Reed, do will to Doris Stewart my "Peanuts" comic strip collection and my pin-ups of Snoopy,
and to Douglas Armstrong I will my book "Ten Easy Lessons on Building Igloos in the South Seas."
I, Jimmy Kress, leave to Curtis Tucker my jet-propelled motor-cycle and my nickname of "Weed. "
I, Judy Oliver, (better known as Long Tall Sally) bequeath to Nell Odum my tendency to look down
on everybody.
I, Bruce Weicht, give to Terry Wright my old cigarette butts so he won't have to bum.
I, Linda Freeburg, will to Margaret Johnson my skill for writing unreadable shorthand and my knack for
hiding things and then not being able to find them.
I, L.B. Jones, will to June Casten my 14 carat gold wall plaque with its motto: "I may not be a genius,
but I'm friendly! "
I, Pat Rowland, will to Sharon Wolancewich my old love letters and my fondest memories of Z.H.S.
I, Sharon Forbes, will to Barbara Higginson my 101 Rest Book from band, with its 3,973 (count 'em)
rests, and to Wayne Turner, I leave the "bug", with all accessories, including squeaks, rattles,
dents, and two-toned horn.
I, Clayton Stokes, leave to Beatrice Pringle my engaging grin, showing my upper plate, and my nick-
names of "Tatter", "Goose", and other endearing terms.
I, Rae Foster, bequeath to Sandra Princher my worn-out majorette boots and my position on the first
row, with the Pep Band, at basketball games.
I, Preston Strickland, leave to Randy Lane my big ears and my gray hairs, and to Wayne Brunsdon I
leave my talent for drawing cartoons on all the blackboards in school.
I, Louise Leopold, entrust to the next editor of the Zephilsco five gallons of midnight oil, which are
sure to be needed, and to David Smith my glasses in hopes that he will be able to see and under-
stand Physics better than I did, and to Sarah Downs I leave my ability to change a flat tire and
overhaul a motor in 57.3 seconds.
I, Victor Gerlach, bequeath to May McAllister my black leather jacket which has sheltered me from
summer rain and winter cold and has lived to a ripe, old age, that is, for a leather jacket.
Signed and scaled as and for their last will and testament by the Senior Class of 1960, in the presence
of these witnesses.
Witnesses: Dedi Anderson
Bonnie Reed
Signed:
The Senior Class of 1960
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