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June 2, 1971
Dear Mr. Henderson,
It has now been ten long years since that fine, upstanding class of "61" passed through those ivy covered
portals, for the last time. We are just writing you a note to let you know where these amazing prodigies have
cast themselves over the far reaching globe.
Margaret Ann Johnson, now president of Johnson's Wax Company, is developing a wax which everybody
at Z.H.A. will slip on, but Doris Stewart, her private secretary, keeps mixing up her secret formulas with her
lovelette rs.
Arthur McKendree is now touring his many citrus groves, in his commercialized Cadillac tractor and think-
ing up more schemes for making money.
Alice Faye Bembry now has her own beauty shop, better known as "Effie's Curly Saloon", Nell Odem is her
assistant and puts the twist into the curls when Effie isn't looking.
Freck Stokes's dream finally came true when his airplane crashed on an island with nothing but female in-
habitants, but he is now in prison for desertion.
David Smith is now Prime Minister of the Congo after he ousted the Kasavubu regime and now goes by the
name of Patrick La Bone.
Richard Adams is now a high ranking naval officer, his title: "Admiral Fogey" in charge ®f the mothball
fleet.
Woody Cone is the billiard champion and owner of the local pool hall and spends most of his time behind
the "8" ball.
Melissa Lippincott is now married to an up and coming millionaire and spends most of her spare time killing
cows for her shoes.
Carolyn Maddux is now married to Don Dunford and living on a vast gopher ranch in Texas better known as
Gopher's Bottom. Don spends all his spare time roping gophers.
Merrily Baggett is now married to Felton Howard and is raising a bunch of little Howards.
Ronald Tanny is now making his own motorized go-carts for hot-rodders in super markets.
Judy Carlsen is now secretary for Kirkland Drugs and of course she spends all her leisure time giving people
pains.
Wayne (Dog) Turner now owns a kennel and raises many little dogs.
Owen Blackden is still attending college awaiting the great day when he will finally become a sophomore.
Randy Lane is now in the frogleg business and spends his free time raising little frogs.
Mary Alice Gill is now working in South America extracting teeth from the peaceful natives.
Terry Wright is now working on a banana boat seeing how many bananas he can eat.
Connie Waldron has now married Norman Kirkland and spends all her time removing ink spots from her pri-
vate secretary, Betty Sanford's dress.
Paul Yebba is now working at Hav-a-Tampa Cigar Company and makes fine cigars by rolling them around
his nose.
Judy Deen is now teaching a brief history of Patrick La Bone and his Congolese Wars in her World History
class at Z.H.S.
Linda Allen is now happily married to a moon explorer and spends all her time skipping through craters.
Wayne Carter has now developed his greatest invention, Carter's Big Gizard pills.
Barbara Higginson is now teaching hog calling at the county fair.
Beatrice Pringle is now married to a hard working loafer.
Sandra Pricher, is now manufacturing "useless" vacuum cleaners which do nothing but sit there and look
funny.
Alice Wintersteen is now designing cars the "Mafia", its main feature is "hood under a hood".
Judy Williamsen is now thrilling Broadway audiences with her brilliant portrayal of "The Dying Swan".
Ronnald Anderson and his professional basketball team better known as "The Flying Finks" now has the
unblemished record of throwing 43 games. They are the richest losers in pro-basketball.
Jack Goodrow is now using his stomach as a model for shaping hoola-hoops.
Fred O'Brian is now star trumpet player for the New York Philharmonic.
Elizabeth Witt is now modeling clothes for the Abominable Snowmen of Tibet, and spends her spare time
chasing "MountainShmoos" in the Alps.
Richard Miles works as a troublemaker for Winchester Firearms, Incorporated. At present he is in Cuba
stirring up another revolt.
Bob Johnson has become a well-to-do poultry man. His trade name is "Mother's Little Black Egg Factory,
Incorporated".
Shirley Temples is working in a slave-labor camp as head overseer and her loud voice frightens the prisoners.
Enzell Ward, well known Alaskan mule skinner, is doing a prosperous business selling mule tails.
Sharon Wolancevich, is now the champion world wrestler. Her latest feat is the defeat of the "Biggest
Abominable Snowman of Tibet".
Wayne Brunsden, is now making a fortune selling purple pants, to dancing bears.
Sarah Downs is now working for the museum of natural history and sells electric eels to people with big bath-
tubs and mother-in-law trouble.
Marion Canaday is now making a fortune using her cheerleading voice to call cattle on the King Ranch in
Texas.
Curtis Tucker is renovating 1938 Plymouths in the hopes that the market for them will once again rise.
Mary Pattie has now patented her famous laugh for the sound effects division of the Tarzan show.
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