HomeMy WebLinkAbout0032 Janet Fisher is now selling false fingernails, she grew herself, to the national society for the beautification
of Congolese women.
Lola Mae Padgett, well known society woman, shot her fourteenth husband recently, due to the fact that he
cut her allowance to one piece of bubble gum a day.
Vera Griffin is now modeling straw hats for the milk wagon horses' union.
Mollie Pope is now raising a bunch of little Sumners, of course she has a set-back because she lives in Sibe-
ria.
May McCallister is now selling Vick's Corn Remover to calloused-toed elephants.
Faye McCallister is now picking fleas off the greyhounds for the Grey Hound Corporations.
Ann Fazio is now famous for her hair designing. Her latest feature is the Mau Mau chopped-top, the hair
style without a head.
Frances McKee is now local owner of the Freezette and employs Glenna Nichols as her super speed cow milk-
er for milk shakes.
Linda Graeber is now writing commercials for 20 Mule Team Borax, as a hobby.
Keith Johnson is now working for Cone Brothers Construction Company and is an inside agent for Crime In-
corporated.
Ronald Eskelund is now top mechanic for an international hot car ring.
Chris Bergschneider now runs an information agency and makes most of his money by selling pamphlets to
Floridians on the History of Arkansas.
This concludes the census of the class of "61".
Sincerely your census takers,
David Smith
Elizabeth Witt
Richard Adams
Janet Fisher
Richard Miles
P. S.
We all got a chuckle today when we received our Zephyrhills News, and read that after ten years of struggling
you finally rated a new coliseum.
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