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THE CLASS OF '73 TEN YEARS FROM NOW . .. CAN YOU IMAGINE . .. ???
Matti Valkama a as an English pro- Coats as a fashionable Sax 5th Ave. Bobby Lauderbarugh as a Zen Bud-
essor and part-time sculptor? tailor? Mike Walker as an Avon dhist? Jeff Huff getting his hair
Mike Laethem as the future Presi- lady? Dale Myers as the sensational caught in his trombone and scalping
dent of lay oy, Inc.? Scooter new member of the Tijuana Brass? himself? Anne Eysman as happily
Na ce as the star of the Boston Van McKenzie is now in his sixth married? Louise Heath as the mak-
Ce tics? Lynne Strickland as the season of Macbeth at the Asolo er of ice cream bars? Jim Johnson
President of the Bank of Zephyr- Theatre? Skip Riley is wasted away? as Florida's Lt. Governor? Chuck 1..
hills? Ron Tallman as a very vane Ferrell is opening her own dress Lail will be in Jail on two counts of
sleepy nuclear physicist? Debbie boutique in beautiful downtown assault with a deadly sword? Steve
Bo ette as the mother of young Zephyrhills? Bonnie Stinard as the Massey tripping over his seven
a vin, Jr? Tommy Alston as office secretary and announcement mustache? Clereen Morrill as Mrs.
Zephyrhills, Sanitary Engineer? reader at ZHS? Ricky Nations as a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Zandra
Eddie Zeigler as a Jewish Pope? neurotic used car salesman? Connie Muffley as the Vice President of
Marcelle McEldowney as the win- Geiger as a uranium prospector? e Screenactor's Guild? Virginia
ner of the Miss Brillo contest, by Homer Amos as a fat and happy piz- Potwin has won the pot of gold at
a hair? Bonnie.Sabo as the Olym- za parlor owner? Vida Brown as an the end of Finnian's Rainbow?
pian gold medal tricyclist? jjLe exotic movie star? Martha Gunn Bennett Ricks as the wonder of the
Thomas as a professional college as a telephone operator? o err Denver Mint? Melanie Sanders has
activist? Eugenia Hall as a Corn- Hughes as a Weeki Wachi merman? replaced Henry Kissinger as the
munist Party leader? Jim Chenkin Jay Linville as sheriff of Pasco President's Diplomatic Advisor?
as head scalpist at Massey�ber County? David Cowboy Calhoun as Bob Smith has changed his name
Shop? Bob Baggott as a famous as Army drill sergeant? Robert to Jedadiah Hoppenheimer? Jennell
Shakespearean dramatist? jQg Badgley as the maker of explosive Welsch as Hugh Hefner's private
Wells as a winning jockey of the rain, which blows up when it hits secretary?
Kentucky Derby, Shetland Pony the ground? Larry Beddingfield as IMPOSSIBLE.. .... .
Division Debra Cowling as an an orange-picker and part-time hog Witnessed by: Signed,
experienced profane short story caller? Ricky Bickel as the owner Lynne Strickland Debbie DePoy
writer? Debbie DePoy as Playboy's of a Tennis and GoiT Club in sunny Phyl Jarrett Debby Cowling
Miss November fold-out? John Siberia? Essalene Buckins as a Marcelle
Moore as a Tibetan Monk? Syble grandmother? Betsy Butler has McEldowney
Ferguson as the top model for Mad planned another trip to Brazil, hay-
Magazine? Tommy Garland as the ing discovered a method of un-
Guidance Counselor at ZHS? shrinking the head-hunters shrunken
Rhonda Duncan as the FAT lady heads? Susan Dorsey as the world's
feature attraction at Barnum & foremost astrology expert?
Bailey? Darrell Fiske still collect- Janet Edmonston as abaton-twirl-
ing Carefree Gum wrappers? oy ing instructor at Harvard? Gail
Flatt, popularly known as Joy Anderson as the first woman Presi-
3p1tt, is a member of the Golden dent of the United States? Henr
Knights Parachuting Team? Rick Bialil< as a wealthy Chicago ban -
Black as Mr. America? Ingot Frost er? Dolores Brooks as the Amen -
as an Abominable Snowman. joe can choice in the world-wide "Miss
Gre orio as the owner of Protein 21 Happiness" Contest? WesleyClevee-
ampoo Corp. (helps you beat the land as a fast-talking, flashy sales-
f.iz7ies)? Brett Halcomb as the man? Gail Cook as the first woman
author of the new best-selling 1,001 to win the Indianapolis 500? Mark
Corny Jokebook? Gary Hutchinson Coyne has legally changed his name
as the head taster for the Budweiser to Mark Farkle"? Carol Gill.as a
Corp.? lylfl<e Cox as an absent- near-sighted pharmacist? The�sign
minded brain surgeon? Carol Brown on her shop will read "Gilbert's '
as a handwriting analysis expert? Farmacy." Robert Kretschmar as
Judi Dunni an and Sharon I2ockery the receiver of the Nobel Prize in
are still running around Dade City alchemy for discovering a process
looking for BP trucks? Carl Florer to make lead from gold? Ynette
is a Flower Child? Vicki Griffin Kummer has discovered a way to re-
is idle? Ph 1 Jarrett as an -Rated fuzz tennis balls? Debbie Overstreet
Technician at Lakeland General? as the world's smiliest LADY? Con-
Linda Jesse as a lifeguard for the nie Proffitt commuting back and
YMCA? Rita Mizell as a hippie? forth to work every day? She will
Rodney Peeples as a poet? Da be living in Los Angeles and work-
Reutimann as Acme Exterminating ing in New York. Jim Russell as a
Compan5 best roach man? Diann poor floor sweeper and shelf duster
Stewart as a typing instructor? Joey at Edkerd's? Gloria Sampson as the
Streer as the official Z'HILLS under-next Diana Ross? Lynn Simcoe as
taker? Mary White still at Fabric head teller at the First Federal,
King? Richard Fisher is looking with the world's shortest finger nails?
around to see if he's still here? Cole Skinner as a very strict parent?
Craig Devonshire as a stuffy English Linda Thomas as the owner of the
squire? Mariela Williams as a li- Cadillac Corporation? Pat Wells as
brarian? Danny Miller as Jack 'the only woman astronaut among
Eckerd's political advisor? Robert eleven men, bound for Mars?
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