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HomeMy WebLinkAbout0126 Desiree Vinson Andrew Vullo Michael Wagner Nathan Waldstein © ,4 \ Leslie Walker A Joey Walters Gergory Ward Sarah Ward yO* Daniel Wardell Matthew Watford Nora Watson Jason Wayt ?� 1 Jonathan Weaver 4 �. Keri Webb �. � Betty Weicht Excuses of the 20th Century Have you ever forgotten an assignment at home and needed a really good excuse to feed the teacher:' You could always ask SIN. The Student Information Network. Here are a few excuses to consider the next time you find yourself in a bind. There is always the ever so popular "My Dog ate it," but that is a little overused. Then there is the definitely not overused, but a little hard to believe. Such as "I was abducted by an alien wearing a pink tutu and a Burger King crown. He told me that he uses children's homework as food and to save the earth from being destructed I kindly gave him my homework." Since we don't recommend skipping school over and assignment, especially for the attendance points, you could always plea for forgiveness and promise to build a shrine to your "favorite teacher" for the day and hope for an extension. For those of you who give us these creative excuses yo are the backbone of the school's humor that keeps us all awake in class. 122 "