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1) Would a fly without wings
be called a walk?
2) When it rains, why don't • • • ;. , • '
sheep shrink? . a . , • •
3) If you arrest a mime, do •
you tell him he has the right •
to remain silent? • •
4) Why is the word
abbreviations so long?
5) What's another word for
thesaurus?
6) When companies ship
Styrofoam, what do they pack
7) Why is there an expiration
date on sour cream?
8) How do you know when
it's time to tune your
bagpipes?
9) When you choke a smurf
what color does he (urn?
10) Do they have reserved
parking for non-handicapped
people at the Special ' ' • •
Olympics?
11) What was the best thing • • • , , • •
before sliced bread? a f
12) What did tornadoes sound
like before there were freight
trains?
13) If a funeral is at night, do
they drive with their lights off? a •
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