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HomeMy WebLinkAbout0249 Mom and Dad- Thank you for raising me the way you did, although some may call your permissiveness into question. All I know is that there has never been a day in my life when I haven't been told I love you". Moye and Papa- I can never thank you enough for the millions of things you've done for me. Miss Sally and Miss Mary Anne- You thought me not only about dance and theater but helped me learn a lot about myself and life. Thank You! Ms. Abercrombie- Of all the teachers I ever had I learned the most in my three years with you in Gold-M. Thank you and I'm sorry Allison and I were so obnoxious. Guys- Well finally we graduated. Out of public school foraver(oelebratory jig). Instead of the usual trite advice and sappy poetry, I offer quotes from musical theater and inside jokes. Only a few years of Catholic upbringing got to me very quickly. I be- gan rebelling at an early age. Cause I've seen,Oh,Blue Skies,through the tears in my eyes And I realize, I'm going home JeUicie Cats come out tonight ' 'The Ghost in the Pans Opera existed. He was not,as was long believed,a creature of the imagination of the artists...yes,he existed in flesh& blood,although assu med sumed the complete appearance of a real phantom...'from Gaston Leroux's prologue ' 'The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination Garak, Deep Space Nine Rule of Acquisition i80 Keep your lies consistent Faith moves mountains..of inventory.(#1104) Pagans are independent. * #13-anything worth doing Is worth doing for money. ' A load,madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad. ' 525,600 minutes. ' 'My name is Jean Valjean. And I am Javert!' ' You wish to have the curse reversed? III need a certain potion first. ' No day but today. Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched. ' Planet, Schmanet,Janet' ' An angel of the first degree ' You got caught with a flat? Wed,how'bout that? ' III play them the music of somethIn beginning-Ragtime. ' (This In itself was proof that the host was a man of little morals and some persuasion.) That's the Showbiz. The South Will Rise Again-starring Mnna Nordstrom * Red Squirrel-Didja ever clean the ketchup&cat food outta that locker? Allison Diane Powell-I can't tell you how much your friendship has meant to me. May your Gupple Children live forever In happiness. ' Nunl-Bass Ale Sale: $8.49 ' OGC-Cootie Bananaman ' We are the Knights who say NEE! ' The same thing we do every night.Pinky- try to take over the world' ' The pleasants are outta ordah! ' ADP-While I may marry Mchael Crawford,Jason Alexander,Nathan Lane, David Hyde Pierce,Jim Cummings, Rob Paulson,Kelsey Grammer, George Hearn,Jeffrey Combs or(please gods!) Tim Curry-you& Maggie Jo McCleland are going to marry some soccer player named Steve Ralston. Guess you1l have to move to Utah. ' Ni keel yew' ' Matt Winter-never give up that rocking horse,it's fun to watch ' OGC-I don't care what you say,Odo and Mr.Krta could kick Luke Skywalker&Princess Lela all the way around the habitat Golden Goose-the Prairie Dog will never forget our lunches with Lieut Can,that weird foreign girl,and the suicidal grapes. ' Jare-Bear and Kisha-I love you guys so much! ' Jason&Matt- we are the lunch secret agents' ' Chancey- behold mah celery arm! Some day that Japanese news guy will sing our praises too...Bahbala Stielsand... ' Gifted students from W.A's class-when you see that atom bomb,duck&cover! ' Adam&Melissa-what need have we for civility when dealing with Idiots? ' Carolyn-Chainsaw Man Is gonna getcha! ' 'Oh, Rocky'-that was an Interesting phase in everyone's adolescence. You've seen the darkness of my mind-stranger than you dreamt it? Well,you're all a little crazy,too. • Juan& the Welghtrnan Crew-Citizen Boy. ' Ricks-Mrs.Bradman,don't ever change. ' Elspeth.the one German I love-I hope nobody took our thespian jokes seriously. Oh well ' To every member of our class-may good fortune hang from your neck like a cabbage. ' Blithe Spirit -fight the power! * Stupid Germans! The French&British shall thoroughly trounce thee! ' You put your weed in there. ' To more than one dimension.. LaVie Boheme! * I know most of you don't believe In reincarnation,but I say it as though with my last breath: I Pelham GrerMlle Wodehouse,dash it! ' Termite Day ' sa. t 1 You know I couldn't have a whole page without at least one The Foo Foo Bunnies of him. crazy ortuplel Davy 1 asndr II ,'.' o how can I p,umorouslyi picture dishonor ng memory or hundreds of people who died[raRlcally In 5 as Insulting a manner as possible?Titanic victim! �1d8 245 J